John Jones / Alan Prosser / Ian Telfer
Universal Music Publishing Ltd 1993
First released on: Holy Bandits, 1993
do you take this woman?
said yes I do I love her like crazy and I think she loves me too but we'll do without the family if it's all the same to you happy ever after your mother is a flake my father's full of shite your sister says you married me
in white just for spite well a party's not a party till it ends up in a fight happy ever after and there was my lot and your lot and us two in between this is the last time I get married this is the last time I get married my brother's never short of a substance to abuse rum & glue & Thunderbird & wizz & Special Brew any minute now he'll show us all of his tattoos happy ever after nephews are obnoxious
nieces are too tall a dozen drunken uncles are pissing up the wall grandad is grinning but there's no one home at all happy ever after for richer, for poorer, for better or for worse now we are married, a blessing or a curse kiss me & don't forget what you see is what you get and the best man is the worst man, the best man is a beast underneath the table with the sister of the priest the way he's going at it she is probably deceased happy ever after granny's on the brandy
getting bleary-eyed guys I went to school with want to see me outside someone's pulled the bridesmaid anyone seen the bride? happy ever after
and there was my lot and your lot and us two in between this is the last time I get married this is the last time I get married